The 22 questions tag has been doing the rounds across the blogosphere for quite a while now.
Almost every female blogger worth her err..estrogen has given this one a shot.
So why be left behind eh?
For the uninitiated, these are 22 questions asked my men to women to better understand them.
1. How do you feel after a one night stand?
Zilch. You don't get into one night stands with people you have "feelings" for, do you?
2. Do you ever get used to wearing a thong?
Why bother about another pain in the butt when we already have you ?
3. Does it hurt?
4. Do you know when you are acting crazy?
Of course.. we plan it to the last detail. And the best part? Make you apologize for it at the end!
5. Does size really matter?
Tell me it doesn't really matter to you if its 36D or 32B and I'll answer with a "No" to this question.
6. When the bill comes are you still a feminist?
I've already been generous enough investing my time in you. Don't expect me to invest money as well!
7. Why do you take so long to get ready?
Try mentioning the word "Shopping" next time. Drastic improvement guaranteed.
8. Do you watch porn, too?
Well, it's a lot more fun watching you try to hide it from us, what say?
9. Will something from Tiffany’s solve everything?
Of course, honey. Just don't forget to slip in the the gift certificate. And at Tiffany's, they do store credit, don't they?
10. Are guys as big of a mystery to you as you are to us?
When you have mastery over something, it ceases to be a mystery, mister!
11. Why do you sometimes think you look fat?
We never do. Just giving you enough practice to rehearse and re-rehearse the "No". You don't want to invite catastrophe by answering otherwise, do you?
12. Why are you always late?
'Coz we don't do things that are not fashionable.
13. Does it bother you when we scratch?
Not if you use it on scratch cards and win me jewellery or cars!
14. Do you wish you could pee standing up?
Don't think so. All that aim-and-shoot in a day is no fun unless you're an archer or something!
15. Why do so many women cut their hair short as soon as they get married?
You know how life after marriage is. They just want to keep their bad hair days short, I guess.
16. How often do you think about sex?
This question somehow reminds me of the Mountain Dew slogan.
"Thinking...is such a waste of time" :-P
17. What do you think of women who sleep with guys on the first date?
They probably chose falling-madly-in-bed over falling-madly-in-love with those guys!
18. Would you?
I ain't a fallen person, either ways.
19. Do you realize every guy wants a girl just like his mom?
They say it takes 20 years for one woman to make a man out of her son and another, just 20 minutes to make a fool out of him. Wonder who should be like who?
20. Why does every woman think she can change him?
Well, if change is constant and the man in her life's also gotta be constant, shouldn't they both go together?
21. Does it matter what car I drive?
No. As long as you don't bore me to death with details of how it's so much better than your neighbour's.
22. Do you ever fart?
Nope, I believe in the burp-and-taste rather than fart-and-waste policy. (Sounded almost as gross as you, didnt I?)
So all you ladies out there who haven't done the tag yet, what are you waiting for?
Go ahead. Educate the (hu)man race.